THAT PHALLUS MAXIMUS: THE MUSHROOM WHICH IGNITES PASSION

Deep within the damp heart of the woodland, shrouded in secrecy, lies a spore known as the Phallus Maximus. Spoken to be filled with potent powers, this uncannily shaped mushroom has fascinated lovers craving a flood of passion. Some claim that its potent aroma stimulates the emotional tides within, pushing one towards a state of euphoric ecstasy.